Thursday, March 23, 2006

A Call

There's nothing to read any more in my tiny corner of the coffee shop: just technical manuals, how-to books on cooking up brains in vats, pamphlets on astral travel and philosophically impenetrable semantic circle-jerks. I need to go back to the kind of reading that I enjoyed on some level that still escapes me. You know the kind: reading which imposes narratives on this world and, while making you cry, is always implicitly saing "it's OK; don't worry". So which poems/novels/novellas/plays/streams-of-consciousness have made you feel that way?

In the meantime: a man walks into his house after 11 hours at the office with some Chinese take-out. As he walks in he hears sounds of flesh slapping flesh and moans of pleasure: his wife is making passionate love to his best friend. He waits until they both climax violently and volubly. He then takes off his overcoat and sits down to dinner, scooping three platefuls of noodles and mixed vegetables in special sauce (#163) out of the cardboard containers. His wife and the Other Man join him at the table.

"Try the snow peas. You guys might be a little desensitized to the pleasure, but they are phenomenal," he says.

"But we've worked up quite an apetite," says his wife.

"I hadn't thought of that."

They eat.

Consider: "Philosophy is like the mother who gave birth to and endowed all the other sciences. Therefore, one should not scorn her in her nakedness and poverty, but should hope, rather, that part of her Don Quixote ideal will live on in her children so that they do not sink into philistinism."

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

have travel insurance in case of any mishap or accidental death in coffee shop

-it's hard to remember, but i would say 'the book of disquiet' by fernando pessoa, stuff by borges, kundera, there's this great sudanese author, tayeb salih...looking for some writing with speed (as in the motion not the substance). any recommendations?

7:53 AM  
Blogger A. D. said...

Thanks for the recommendations. Reciprocally: the first thing that comes to mind is Naked Lunch by William Burroughs, and maybe Big Sur by Jack Kerouac. If you're looking for speed, those books just go.

Cheers!

2:26 AM  
Blogger Minimalism Fanaticism said...

naked lunch is overrated sci-fi crap. read junkie (sometimes "junky") instead for your burroughs intro.

4:03 PM  
Blogger A. D. said...

That may be true, but I'd still say Naked Lunch moves faster than Junky, which gets hung up describing the same situation over and over again with minor differences.

Cheers!

12:54 AM  
Blogger Minimalism Fanaticism said...

i take more drugs than a touring funk band, you don't have to cheers me.

what's the point in movement if you're going nowhere? nobody wants to hear about the time i went to penetanguishine (still on yonge street). nor should they.

2:22 AM  
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